Last night was the hand-job-iest of all award shows, the Screen Actors Guild Awards, in which actors laud other actors for being ACTORS. I seriously feel embarrassed every year, as the camera pans to celebrities in the crowd, who tell some anecdote about their experience with the craft and they end each mini-monologue with, “My name is BLAH BLAH BLAH, and I am an ACTOR.” Clearly, I am not so embarrassed for them that I turn the show OFF, of course. Besides, I like to look at the clothes! This year, the actresses walking the red carpet for the SAG Awards did a whole lot right — there was lots of red, some blue, a whole lot of black, and a whole mess of nude. There weren’t many glaring eyesores, but many played it safe. Keep clicking to see the good, the bad, the meh, and one expected WTF.