Quickies: Kacey Jordan Is A Combination Porn Star/Babysitter

Jessica Wakeman | January 31, 2011 - 8:00 pm
  • Kacey Jordan, porn star pal of Charlie Sheen, claims she aborted a pregnancy a couple of years ago. Guess who the would-be father allegedly was? Kevin Federline, after his divorce from Britney Spears. Yes, the only way this story could get better is if it involves K-Fed. [The Superficial]
  • Kacey Jordan also told “Good Morning America” that Charlie Sheen wanted her to babysit his kids. But Denise Richards will have you know (via Twitter) that no “adult film actresses” would be babysitting her children. [TMZ, TMZ]
  • Denise Richards is also apparently turning down oodles in tell-all money. Good for her! [PopEater]

  • Tracy Morgan revealed that his ex-girlfriend, Tanisha Hall, was the one who generously donated a kidney for his transplant in December. [Essence]
  • Jeremy Piven mouthed off about the Pittsburgh Steelers making it to the Super Bowl, saying no one will want to watch “Ben Rapist-berger.” The Pivert is an undercover feminist? [TMZ.com]
  • Britney Spears was a bridesmaid at a wedding this weekend. Did she comb her weave? Find out! [Just Jared]
  • Happy 30th birthday, Justin Timberlake! In honor of Mr. Bringin’ Sexy Back’s birthday, here are 30 hot photos of him! [Socialite Life]
  • A Britney Spears dramatis personae, in flipbook form. [PopDust]
  • “Teen Mom”‘s Amber Portwood has been accused of harassing her baby daddy Gary Shirley’s new girlfriend. Color us shocked. [Radar Online]
  • Jesse James’ ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder, was arrested for harassing the recently engaged, tattoo, Nazi, and motorcyle enthusiast. [Bumpshack]
  • An unclassy dude runs out on the check. An even unclassier dude tries to pay with a gift card that has zero dollars on it when he gets chased down by a waiter. Oh, but it gets worse. Frisky contributor Diana Vilibert has a full account here. [The Hairpin]