Jane Krakowski Is My Pregnancy Role Model

You know what’s annoying? When a friend gets pregnant and all of a sudden, all they can talk about is the number of toxins in industrial carpet and the ins and outs of breastfeeding. I mean, I respect that these are things they have to think about, but does it have to be the only points of conversation? This is why I adore Jane Krakowski of “30 Rock.” She is having a baby with her clothing designer fiance, Robert Godley, but has a great sense of humor about the whole thing. On the red carpet of the Screen Actors Guild Awards last night, she told Guiliana Rancic, “I’ve never been so on trend in my entire life. Baby bumps are the new black.” [People]

After the jump, more hilarious pregnancy quotes from Jane.On announcing her pregnancy:

“We waited a little while, I went behind the middle school, got pregnant, and now we’re announcing it to the world.” [Us Magazine]

On her cravings:

“I like to drink a lot of juice. I never drank juice in my life. Better than meth or crack.” [People]

On meeting Justin Bieber at the Golden Globes:

“I think my baby already has a leg up on all other babies because the baby has already met Justin Bieber. I couldn’t believe it! I’m like, first my unborn child has already gone to the Golden Globes, and now has met Justin Bieber. Lucky little one!”

On whether her pregnancy will be written in to “30 Rock”:

“No one thinks Jenna would be a fit mother. Her character would be the worst mother in the world. I think the state would come to the show and take her fake baby away.” [Us Magazine]