A Very Unfortunate Penis Tattoo

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 27, 2011

Andreas Muller won a Mini Cooper for tattooing the word “Mini” on his peen. “Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright,” he said. What about the humiliation he will feel every time he drops his pants before a lady? No car is worth destroying your penis, Andreas. [Anorak]