Bristol Palin’s Got A New Boyfriend

Is there no justice in the world? The entire Frisky editorial staff is single right now, but Bristol Palin has a boyfriend. The nation’s foremost expert on abstinence admitted in a radio show interview yesterday that there’s a new Levi Johnston in her life (although this one is presumably not allowed to put his P in the V). Here is what little we know about Bristol’s new man:

  1. He’s Alaskan.
  2. He reportedly works on an oil pipeline.

That’s it. Exciting, no?While talking with Alaska’s KWHL “The Bob & Mark Show,” Bristol demurred they were getting “personal” when they asked about a new beau. Then a host suggested Bristol say, “Yeah, you know what, I’m seeing a guy and he’s really great and Tripp loves him and we’re having a really good time and we’re really good friends,” and she agreed, “Yeah, we can go with that.”

Hey, if some guy out there really wants to date an abstinence advocate with a toddler and the most ferocious, gun-weilding mother-in-law in the universe, God bless him.