- Oprah Winfrey has a long-lost half-sister. Big deal. It’s not me, so I don’t know why I should care? [TMZ.com]
- Steve Harvey’s ex-wife claims he cheated on her and left her homeless. Hmm, I don’t remember him advising that in his relationship books. [PopEater]
- Kelly Osbourne is the new face of Madonna’s Material Girl clothing line. Hey, what happened to Raccoon Eyes (a.k.a. Taylor Momsen)? [ONTD]
- Rob Kardashian was offered $45,000 to pose for Playgirl … and an extra $15,000 if he posed with a boner. That’s one expensive erection, Rob. [The Gloss]
- Aaron Carter checked into rehab for “emotional and spiritual issues.” Interpret that as you will. [Hollywood Life]
- NBC has picked up “Wonder Woman,” a new TV pilot by David E. Kelley. Spandex 4 Eva! [The Hollywood Reporter]
- If you look at one slideshow today of celebs in drag, make it this one. [Celebuzz]
- What are eight career options for rom-com heroines? [NYMag.com]
