Portia De Rossi’s Ex-Husband Left Her For Her Sister-In-Law

“[My brother] had married his longtime girlfriend, Renee, just before leaving Australia and the two newlyweds moved into an apartment in the same Melrose Place-style complex that was home to me and [my husband] Mel. … The fact that Renee would wear skimpy, lacy underwear clearly visible underneath her oversized, gaping overalls should have indicated to my brother and me that a personal partnership was also forming, but when Mel left me and Renee suddenly sabotaged her marriage to my brother to be with Mel, [my] brother and I were left idiotically scratching our heads in disbelief. … My brother moved in to my place. … We kept each other company and we liked to go out for margaritas and Mexican food to commiserate.”

Portia de Rossi divulges in her book, Unbearable Lightness, that before she was Mrs. DeGeneres, she was married to a man named Mel Metcalfe from 1996 to 1999, and that he eventually left her for her sister-in-law. Wow, I hope someone is optioning this twisted tale as we speak. We’re just glad there’s a happy ending. [Huffington Post]

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