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In Case You Were Wondering What Your New Zodiac Sign Is

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Last week we all freaked out when we learned our Zodiac signs had all potentially changed due to a shift in the heavens. [Don’t worry, according to Susan Miller and our own Kiki T, they haven’t. –] I can now rest assured knowing I am officially a Bag on the cusp of Shrimp Cocktail. [effington]

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