“Modern Family”‘s hot mamma, Sofia Vergara, is in Golden Globe gown hell. Why? Her luscious lady lumps are in the way. She can’t find a single designer gown to accommodate her girls. After trying to squeeze into a too-tight frock earlier this week she Tweeted her plan to skip the awards show altogether. “Nothing fits meeee!!!! I’m not going to the Golden Globes!!!!!!!!” she complained. Although I do believe she is making a funny, maybe now designers will get the hint and start making gowns bigger than a size 2. [Celebitchy]
