Paris Hilton has taken more rides on the reality television carousel than, oh, pretty much anyone. And she is ready to hop on once again. First came five seasons of “The Simple Life.” Then MTV’s “My New BFF,” with its UK and Dubai versions. And just when I thought maybe Paris had matured enough to not place herself up for public spectacle any longer, a new Paris show has been announced, Oxygen’s “The World According to Paris.” But don’t worry, guys. This time we’ll get the real Paris. “When I did ‘The Simple Life’ I was playing a character that I created, and I had no idea it would last so many seasons, so I had to continue doing that character, so I think people assume that’s really how I am,” Paris says. “But when they see this new show they’re going to see the real me.” Oh, the suspense.Paris’ sidekicks on the show will be her mom, Kathy, who maybe got jealous that her sisters Kyle and Kim were getting all the attention on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” She will also hang out lots with Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen’s estranged wife who is a bit scandalicious in her own rite. “It’s a show like I’ve never done before. I’m really letting cameras into my real life, and it’s just a really all-access pass into what goes on,” Paris says.
We’ll also get to see Paris’ relationship with boyfriend Cy Waits, who she was arrested with over the summer for cocaine possession in Las Vegas. “He’s very shy, so this is all very new to him,” Paris says. “But he loves me so much and supports me.”
Will you guys be watching this show? Honestly, the only Paris Hilton reality show you could get me to watch at this point would be a puppy cam in her doghouse, which famously houses 17 furry fellas. [PopEater]