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Cocks On Locks: The Chastity Belt For Men

There were a lot of new toys at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas last week, but one in particular seemed extra freaky: the new C-B6000 chastity belt for men. While its name implies some kind of futurist technology, the concept is sort of a medieval torture device for boners. Marketed with “A Married Woman’s Guide to a Happier Relationship,” the makers suggest women can take charge of their sex lives with a dick lockdown that’ll prevent their man from masturbating. Ha! Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop a boner— well, except maybe the woman who purchases this contraption. Gasp at all the crazy (and sort of NSFW) model options, after the jump! [BuzzFeed]chastity belt for men

You know, every dude is going to be like, “Oh, I need the extra long curve model!”

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Woodgrain: Just when you thought this gadget couldn’t get more emasculating…. Now your penis can match your new dining room set!
Stainless Steel: Men, be careful not to confuse this with your other tool set!
Camouflage: For when your dick is dodging bullets?

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