The Ouija board has been the preferred form of occult entertainment for middle school sleepovers throughout time. I mean, how else would I have known that I’m going to have my first child when I’m 32? Wait! I am 32! Holy crap! I’m about to get pregnant any minute now. But I digress, the important news here is that “Charlie’s Angels” director McG has signed on to direct “Ouija,” the film based on the freaky board game. What will it be about? A horror flick? A comedy? The story line is being kept about as mysterious as the game itself. But I swear it’s happening. I swear, I’m not making it up. A spirit told me. I didn’t push the marker. It wasn’t me. I wasn’t even touching it! [Vanity Fair]
