Mia Channels Madonna On “Toddlers & Tiaras”

Two-year-old pageant darling, Mia Grande, was the big winner on last night’s episode of “Toddlers &Tiaras” with her Madonna medley. As her brother Michael said, “She takes off her jacket and knows what to do.” She certainly did know what to do. During her interpretation of “Like a Prayer,” she ripped off her prayer robe to reveal an iconic gold lame cone bra underneath. Her [mother's] alternative approach to the talent competition took her all the way to the title of Ultimate Grand Supreme. And she didn’t even use a flipper. If this is the direction child pageantry is headed, I am in full support. Above, video of her signature performance, though it’s not taken from the actual episode of “T&T.”