Earlier this week, I broke down the “23 Weapons Every Sexy Woman Needs In Her Arsenal.” But how could I ignore you, my beloved, Frisky gentlemen? I’m sure you’ve got this lovin’-the-ladies thing down. Obviously, you’re reading this site! But because you hotties asked (thanks @Maegara), here’s the formula for what women find irresistible in a man.
- The ability to fix my computer
- Toe nails that would not cut a bitch
- Ambition, not to be confused with empty smack talk
- Clean underwear
- Dance moves you are happy to bust all night long ’til the break of dawn
- A snazzy pair of shoes that are not sneakers
- The imagination to surprise me
- A cozy sweater that makes a woman wanna snuggle with you
- A couch, because I’m not putting my bare ass down on your grungy, booze-soaked futon
- Also, a real bed, not a mat on the floor
- Candles or a dimmer switch because, unlike dudes, ladies don’t want to do it with the lights on full blast
- A willingness to incorporate sex toys
- A killer pair of shades
- One meal you can cook
- A suit that doesn’t look like you borrowed it from a giant or has been sitting in your closet since your Bar Mitzvah
- Well-groomed hair and facial hair, not the kind that looks like it could be harboring small animals
- A bathroom that doesn’t make me think Area 51 is inside your house
- A shirt that shows off your chest hair or, better yet, the cojones to go shirtless. Yum. If you haven’t noticed from our slide shows here on The Frisky, we like our men topless as much as you like your women topless.
- The swagger to be proud of the gal you’re with and know what you like. You gotta know how to make a woman feel like your sexy ideal, even if she doesn’t look like she stepped out of Playboy.
- Clean hands (that includes that gunk under your nails, dudes)
- A sense of humor
- A tight pair of jeans
- The sexual confidence to make the first move —not to be confused with actually knowing what you’re doing
Bonus Points: If you can show up on a white horse pulling off #8 and #18.
