23 Weapons Every Sexy Woman Needs In Her Arsenal
Being a sexy lady isn’t just fun; it’s empowering. There’s nothing quite like making a man weak in the knees when you walk through the door. But like anything thrilling, it takes some adventurous accoutrements to be a vixen. After the jump, find out everything you’ll ever need to be va-va-va-voom!
- Red lipstick that looks good with your skin tone
- Double-stick tape for a nip slip-free 2011
- A dimmer switch on your bedroom light
- A corset
- Polished toe nails—even in the winter, girl!
- The cojones to make eye contact, no matter what dirty deed you’re doing
- A push-up bra
- Lingerie you feel comfortable rocking, despite its itty-bitty-ness
- The Burlesque Handbook by Headmistress Jo Boobs
- A pair of do-me pumps you can
- White cotton panties
- Hot rollers, so you can make your hair bounce like your booty
- E600 epoxy to fix any bejeweled emergency
- Forget the micro-mini. If you really want to put on a leg and booty show, you’re gonna need a pencil skirt.
- A saved personal day off from work, so when the mood strikes, you can just stay in and get jobs in bed.
- An eye-catching LRD (little red dress)
- A vibrator
- Backseam panty hose
- A “whore drawer,” as I like to call it, filled with lube, condoms, and whatever other kind of kink you like. Note: make sure you can reach from your bed.
- A pair of American Apparel tube socks. See here.
- Something leopard print
- A chair that you can straddle and bend over
- Sexual confidence — not to be confused with actually knowing what you’re doing