Archive: May 2010

Emma Roberts To Star In “Scream 4″

Since Drew Barrymore is a megastar these days, it’s hard to remember that before “Scream” came out in 1996, she had largely fallen off the pop culture radar. Her cameo in the flick completely revived her career. And, uh, brought back to life the entire genre of teen horror movies. I’m wondering if “Scream” will…

The Frisky Ladies Confess Their Deepest, Darkest Secrets

You know what girls are good at? Keeping secrets. Just kidding. No, we are not. Women like to share and care, and the ladies who work for The Frisky are no exception. But what are the deep, dark secrets of The Frisky ladies? From not-so-secret sexual assignations to repeat visits to Star Trek Conventions to…

Susannah Breslin / May 28, 2010

Watch Rihanna’s Sexy Girl-On-Girl Video For “Te Amo”

I love Rihanna’s song “Te Amo,” but come on, this video is so chee-to-the-Z. (That’s “cheesy,” duh.) Women writhing porn-ily on couches, a huge fireplace, hazy mists on the grounds of a castle? It’s like a supermarket romance novel starring lesbians being acted out on film. What do you think? (FYI, definitely NSFW,…

Jessica Wakeman / May 28, 2010

30 Things Men Love That Women Just Don’t Understand

I’ve already told you the 30 things that women love that men just don’t understand, but it’s the lesser sex that really has women scratching their heads. Here are the 30 things MEN love that women just don’t understand (with exceptions, obvi — there must be a woman or two out there who loves Pari…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 28, 2010

Naming A Cereal “Muffin Tops” Seems Like A Bad Move

Blueberry Muffin Tops cereal has been around for a few years, but we just noticed it at the store and can’t believe a company would name a cereal after the fatty flesh that hangs out over the waistline of pants, especially since it doesn’t look like the tops of muffins. What’s next, Love Handles ice…

Catherine Strawn / May 28, 2010

New Madonna Commercial Shows Her Sunglasses Are Cooler Than Your Sunglasses

Oh, look, it’s Madonna’s commercial for her new line of D&G sunglasses. I know this will shock and surprise you, but she writhes around in a public bathroom, humping and kissing some younger dude, while in the background the masses scream her name: “MA-DON-NA! MA-DON-NA!” It’d be more glamorous if it weren’t so…

Susannah Breslin / May 28, 2010

When To Shut Up And When To Speak Up About Why You’re Breaking Up

When I discovered one long-term, live-in ex had been cheating on me—long after we’d split—I was shocked. I’d had my suspicions, but he’d always been so judgmental about philandering friends and sanctimonious about his own fidelity, I figured I was just the jealous crazy lady he kept accusing me of being. So when he broke…

Judy McGuire / May 28, 2010

Apparently, U.K. Men Need A PSA To Be Reminded Not To Rape

Advertising blog Copyranter is unimpressed with this rape awareness ad, which one of their readers snapped a pic of in a bar bathroom. The ad pictures a woman wearing panties with a stop sign on them and the text reads, “Have sex with someone who hasn’t said yes to it and the next place you…

Jessica Wakeman / May 28, 2010

25 Percent Off Vivier’s Summer Line Until Memorial Day!

Gone forever are the days of camp, those golden weeks of summer when you left your school year personality behind, actually had a shot at having a boyfriend, ate s’mores without calorie counting, and even got to play with weapons in archery class. Vivier, one of our favorite indie handbag labels, recaptures all that with…

Leonora Epstein / May 28, 2010

20 Reasons To Quit Facebook

As we’re all counting down the hours until our holiday weekend begins, you may not realize that Monday isn’t just Memorial Day; it also happens to be Quit Facebook Day, an effort to mobilize people to protect their personal data and “the future of the web.” While there are surely some good things to have…

Wendy Atterberry / May 28, 2010

“SATC”‘s Samantha Does What She Does Best

In “Sex and the City,” Samantha gets a certain look on her face whenever she sees a hot dude she is about to pounce. It’s a look characterized by glassy eyes, raised eyebrows, and an open mouth. In honor of the movie—which just opened and is already on track to make even more dough…

LuAnn De Lesseps Debuts “Money Can’t Buy You Class” Video

The moment you all have been waiting for has arrived! The Countess LuAnn de Lesseps has released the video for “Money Can’t Buy You Class.” It’s amazing what some hair extensions and a super talented makeup artist can do. LuAnn looks really pretty, but the…

Annika Harris / May 28, 2010

Girl Talk: Is There A Statute Of Limitations On Apologies After A Breakup?

My sophomore year of college I had a boyfriend who cared for me more than I cared for him. Devin* was a nice guy who treated me well, but after maybe five months of dating, I broke up with him in the kindest way I could have. It was a clean break for me, but…

Jessica Wakeman / May 28, 2010

A Weekend Bag On A Beach Mission

Finding a tote that’s affordable, stylish, and large enough to fit all your beach essentials is rare. The More to Love Handbag fits all three requirements. Made of natural burlap (with a bit of sparkly gold thread), there’s no need to worry about suntan oil spillage ruining it. Plus, the pleated shape means it expand…

Annika Harris / May 28, 2010

“Roseanne” Gets Spoofed In Porn Movie, “Roseanne XXX”

Say hello to “Rosanne” the porn movie. You know, a lot of these porn movie spoofs I don’t mind, but this one looks really unpleasant. It’s an X-rated redux of the “Roseanne” show, which used to star Roseanne Barr. But instead of the Conners sitting around and trying to figure out how to…

Susannah Breslin / May 28, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Is A Porn Star

As we reported here previously, Lindsay Lohan is reaching new heights, I mean lows, in her career by playing porn star Linda Lovelace in an upcoming biopic, “Inferno.” In order to bring the hype around this project to maximum decibels, the movie’s creators have released two posters featuring Lindsay as Lovelace. Oh, and the movie…

Susannah Breslin / May 28, 2010

Chick Lit Author Hires Actresses To Read Her Book In Public And Laugh Hysterically

Author Jennifer Belle thinks that “publishing is no laughing matter these days.” That’s why she’s hired actresses to laugh hysterically while reading her new book The Seven Year Bitch. It’s about a 40-something who loses her Wall Street job and feels trapped with a kid and a husband and becomes a “seven year bitch”—getting a…

Ami Angelowicz / May 28, 2010

Dear Wendy: “My Boyfriend’s A Pecker”

Programming note: I left town early for the long weekend and set some posts to run yesterday and today, but I mixed things up a bit and accidentally ran “Shortcuts” yesterday. Sorry for the confusion!

I’ve been with my boyfriend nine months and he is by far the most caring, loving and fu…

Wendy Atterberry / May 28, 2010
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