Reader Xiaofan snapped this repeated sentiment in Nassau, Bahamas.
My best friend and I live on opposite ends of the country. A year and a half ago we admitted there were intense feelings between us that we wanted to explore in the future. We decided that we could still see other people, but essentially promised each other that something would blossom between us at… READ MORE »
Picture this scenario. You met your dream guy on a Monday night at a social mixer. He couldn’t keep his eyes off you. There was instant chemistry. He asks you out for Friday night, which appears to be a good sign as it’s one of the weekend evenings. He takes your phone number and sends… READ MORE »
“I’m as tortured as ever, I see my shrink once a week, have all the same mood swings, I can sit there the night before a show and think, ‘What if they hate it? What if my life is over and I am homeless?’ … But I also have a certain amount of self-awareness at… READ MORE »
I know you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, “What new thing about the world will I discover today?” Well, I’ve got something for ya. It has been brought to my attention that turtles are actually quite fond of shoes and their owners are quite fond of taking videos of said fondness… READ MORE »
“With our video, we were really copying ‘Telephone’. Both our videos are road movies. We kill people, and they kill people. They start out in a prison, and we start out in a squat, hunting people down. I can’t talk about Gaga anymore. All I’ll say is, it’s upsetting when babies say ga-ga now. It… READ MORE »
Healthy foods, like reality show stars, tend to be both high-maintenance and tasteless. As lazy and spoiled people, we try to find any shortcuts we can to eating healthy without having to prepare fresh food or eat tofu.
Unfortunately, as we all learned from watching children’s cartoons, taking shortcuts can lead to a hilarious… READ MORE »
I’ve had my MySpace account hijacked by some spammer who proceeded to flood my friends’ inboxes with soft corn porn ads. Evil! But you know who I would never expect to hijack one of my accounts—my mom. That is not the case for 17-year-old Lane Hill. He had been living with his grandparents for five… READ MORE »
This parody of “The Real Housewives of New York City” is worth watching for the (drag) Jill impersonation alone. Seriously, the guy does Jill better than she does herself. Check it out. [via YouTube] … READ MORE »
It’s Memorial Day! Let the summer beach reading commence! I have two goals this summer—spend lots of time sitting on the beach (with sunscreen of course) and read lots o’ books while sitting on the beach. I believe I can achieve these goals. I’m placing a large Amazon order today, so I’ve been doing some… READ MORE »