Month: November 2010

Quickies: Cute Dogs Wearing Handsome Scarves & Martha Stewart Is Going To Be A Grandma

Need a laugh? Of course, you do! Check out 46 dogs swathed in “handsome scarves,” like this cutie. [BuzzFeed] Check out the nominees for the 2011 Independent Spirit Awards. [Deadline] Listen to Michael Jackson’s newest song, “Much Too Soon.” [TMZ] Alexis Stewart — Martha’s smack-talking daughter — is planning to have a baby via surrogate. […]

All Of Johnny Depp’s Characters Are Gay

“They couldn’t stand him. They just couldn’t stand him. I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, ‘He’s ruining the movie.’ Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, What’s wrong with him? Is he, you know, like some kind of weird simpleton? Is he drunk? By the way, is […]

“Wonder Woman XXX” Porn Parodies Threaten To Glut Oversaturated Market

It looks like the upcoming “Wonder Woman” TV show remake is going to have some competition. Because there’s gonna be a porno version. It’s called … wait for it … “Wonder Woman XXX.” Pretty much says it all, doesn’t it? It stars porn star Tori Black as the superhero who will be “kickin’ butt and […]

Ask The Astrosexologist: “Will My Virgo Ex Ever Want Me Back Or Should I Move On?”

My Virgo ex-boyfriend and I dated for over a year and a half. We met in high school, when he was a senior and I was a junior. He left for college, but we wanted to stay together, so we tried a long-distance relationship. For the majority of that year, everything worked out well … […]

Matt Barr Almost Broke Ashley Tisdale’s Nose Filming “Hellcats”

“I almost broke Ashley Tisdale’s nose during one scene. We had to go to the ER and she had to have a specialist look at it. For real! She was bleeding and everything. The consensus is, we’re never letting Matt Barr dance anymore.” —Matt Barr, aka Dan Patch of “Hellcats,” dishes on an unfortunate incident that […]

Real Teen Werewolves Are Women!

Zombies and vampires are for wusses. You want to go big? Go werewolf or go home! Photographer and total badass Danielle Levitt hunted down a pack of real teenage werewolves in their natural habitat, a mall in Texas. Check out the cool chicks of the Crimson Blood Wolfpack, including the awesome alpha, 18-year-old Sara Rodriguez, aka Wolfie. Ah-rooooooo! […]