Month: June 2010

“Privates,” The Video Game That Takes Place In A Vagina

No video game could be quite so depraved as “Bonetown,” the world’s first action-adventure porno video game. But a new game called “Privates” rachets up the shock factor. Tiny soldiers storm through the human body’s private parts, blasting STDs, sperm and poop and yelling nonsense like, “Oh hey, look, a massive vagina!” “Privates” is pretty silly—like, I could see my six-year-old nephew loving a video game involving […]

Please Come To My OMG CAT RAVE!!1

It’s the latest meme, and it is a OMG CAT RAVE!!1. If you’re into dogs, you won’t get it. If you like cats, LET’S GO TO THE OMG CAT RAVE!!! (If you get seizures from strobes, do not click.) [OMG CAT RAVE!!1] Original by Susannah Breslin

The Porn Industry’s Most Infamous Murders, Suicides, And Deaths

Sex and death. They’re inextricably linked. And nowhere are the two more intimately entwined than in the San Fernando Valley’s adult movie industry. While the porn business dedicates itself to churning out explicit movies that capture the unspoken fantasies of its viewers, it’s also a hardcore racket that’s not without it’s shocking, headline-grabbing stories featuring […]

Danielle Staub Of “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Has A Sex Tape

File this news item under Things You Really Don’t Want to See. “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Danielle Staub has a sex tape. TMZ reports someone (Danielle, perhaps?) sold a 75-minute adult video starring Staub engaged in the act of copulation to Hustler Inc. The tape isn’t even new; it’s practically fresh. It was purportedly shot last fall […]