Star Couplings: Ryan Is Happy For Reese, Plus Hugh Hefner’s Infantalizing Proposal

  • Ryan Phillippe is totes happy for his ex-wife Reese Witherspoon, who just got engaged to Jim Toth. “I wish nothing but the best for the mother of my children,” he said. [NY Daily News]
  • John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin-Mellencamp are breaking up after 20 years of marriage. [Huffington Post]
  • Apparently, Alex Rodriguez’s kids prefer ex-girlfriend Kate Hudson to current squeeze Cameron Diaz. But how will they feel about the inevitable next blonde in his rotation? [Us Weekly]

  • Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene are not engaged even though she was supposedly seen with a ring on her ZOMG left hand. [E! Online]
  • Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough are also not engaged. Thanks for sharing. [People]
  • Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are almost definitely getting their own “Newlyweds”-esque show, which is really just such a great idea. [Us Weekly]
  • Hugh Hefner proposed to Crystal Harris with a ring hidden inside a “Little Mermaid” music box. Eww. [E! Online]