The Most Notorious Man Whores Of All Time

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Last year, Gene Simmons of KISS claimed to have bedded 4,600 women. He swore up and down that he could prove it—he said he had taken photos of each and every one of his conquests that he keeps in a book. He elaborated that many ladies liked to wear face makeup while doing the nasty with him. “Once I had a girl who had a tattoo of my face between her legs,” he said. “I just felt sorry for her boyfriends.” [AZ Central]

This week, Gene appeared on the radio show “Woody & The Wake-Up Call” (coincidence?) and made the claim again—only this time he said that the number is a few under 5,000.
Which means that he either slept with more than 400 women in the past 365 days, or is totally full of it. I’m leaning towards the latter theory. He can talk about his Polaroid collection all he wants, but a photo of a woman hardly proves that they bumped uglies. I’m sure Gene Simmons has had sex with lots of women, but I just don’t believe that 5,000 is possible without the man’s thingy shriveling and falling off. [TMZ]

Here are some other dudes whose numbers we don’t even sort of believe.

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