Simcha’s Best Posts Of 2010

While there are still a few days left in 2010, we’re going to feature some of our best and favorite posts from the last year. Each of your regular Frisky bloggers has picked out her 10 favorite posts from 2010—some you may remember well, others might have slipped past your radar. Either way, we hope you’ll relive the best of The Frisky in 2010. This is what Simcha had to say in 2010…

10 Olympic Sex Positions

“Have you heard the rumor that the Olympics are one big orgy for athletes? Although we don’t know who is doing what (or whom) behind closed doors, from what we’ve seen from the skating couples on the ice, things get pretty freaky-deaky. Screw the Kama Sutra, if you wanna get some inspired sex positions, check out these Olympic moves that are guaranteed to impress whomever you’re scoring with.”

Frisky Exclusive Q&A: Dirty Martini, Chanel Model For V’s Size Issue, Has The Skinny On Lagerfeld

“Karl Lagerfeld, the high priest of Chanel haute couture, called his photo shoot with burlesque grand dame Dirty Martini for the V magazine Size Issue, ‘An iconoclast meets the icon of class.’ And their hot editorial collaboration is burning down the house of stringent supermodel shape requirements. So, we just had to ask Miss Martini what exactly it’s like to shove your booty into Chanel and turn the fashion industry on its head.”

Girl Talk: My Friend Crush Fell For Another Girl

“If you even have time to wonder if you and some guy are meant to be, it’s already over. Love isn’t rational, and sex sure doesn’t hold up to reason—I still can’t explain why I boned that yuppie. When the feeling is mutual, it’s an irresistible force of nature you cannot resist.”

Ask Grandma: Sex & Relationship Advice From A Snazzy Silver Fox

“My 86-year-old grandma resides in old people paradise—Boca Raton, Florida—and is living it up in her golden years. After watching her successfully woo not only my grandfather, who seemed only to fall in love with her more each day even after 57 years, and then have a totally incredible relationship with a new sexy boyfriend for almost six years, I realized my Grandma Janet has got some serious game … not to mention an even hotter love life than me.”

Nailin’ It With Simcha: Betsey Johnson-Style Mexicali Roses

“I go bananas for nail art and Betsey Johnson, so, I decided to combine their awesome powers for my polish this week, a tribute to BJ’s Mexicali Rose print. But as every rose has its thorn, I’ve got too much booty to fit into her print pantyhose. Oh well, I just saved $28 painting the print onto myself instead.”

10 Types Of Trousersnake

“When it comes to men in this free market, there is quite a range of available goods. So girl, we shopped around the superstore in their pants and categorized all the products for you. Hey, it’s a hard job, but somebody’s gotta do it! As the Good Housekeeping raters of the peen, here’s what we found out from out pants-off tests.”

8 “Lost” Porn Spoofs We’d Like To See

“Now that “Lost” is done, we’re going to miss seeing Sawyer shirtless. But there is a way we can bring his sexy back! With porn companies cashing in on XXX spoofs of “The Cosby Show,” “The Big Lebowski,” “Star Trek,” “True Blood,” etc., isn’t it time they tapped that “Lost” ass? To inspire adult video makers to get on it, here are some “Lost” porn titles we’d like to see made.”

17 Signs You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Hoochie Mama

“A couple weeks ago, I told you about the scientifically developed hand test to see if your ancestors were sluts. But what about you? Remember Jeff Foxworthy’s charming “You Might Be A Redneck” series? Well, I’m not a redneck. I’m a hussy. So, while I don’t know much about fixin’ up a truck or mullets (the non-ironic kind), I can help you, my Frisky peeps, figure out if your vag entertains more visitors than a theme park. Girl, you might be a hoochie mama if …”

12 Kinds Of Sex Every Woman Has To Have Before She Settles Down

“I’m sick of all these so-called relationship experts telling ladies the way to snag a man is to keep it in your pants, er, skirt. Listen, you big mouth prisses, not only am I too old to be a virgin, but I sure as hell am glad I’m not! Holding out for some kind of commitment only makes a gal think her vag is her primary value, not herself. Lame! And, frankly, even my mother, a proper lady who wears pantyhose in Florida, agrees you have to test-drive some cars before you know which one you wanna buy, if you know what she means. Especially before you settle down, you have to get around and at least experience these 12 kinds of sex.”

10 Things Women Do With Their Boobs That Drive Men Crazy

“Boobs, what are they good for? Absolutely everything! So, don’t let your ta-tas be all lazy, lyin’ around on your chest. Put ‘em to work for you! Whether your boobies are big, small, uneven, or heck, even singular, you can make them even more magical by making them do tricks—sexy tricks. After you read these 10 suggestions you’ll see, when it comes to teasin’ and pleasin’, it’s survival of the tittiest!”