The Downside Of Stuffing Your Face

There’s only one thing that can ruin a decadent holiday meal for me: when I am stuck sitting across from someone with bad table manners. I’ll do anything to ensure I’m nowhere near that certain someone who doesn’t shut her mouth when she chews (I’ve literally seen food fall back out) and burps. And this is when we’re out at a Chinese restaurant. WHY?! Am I being punished for being a Jew who loves pork spare ribs? Well, hopefully you survived the holidays unscathed. [Schlooby Kitten]