Dustin Hoffman And His Wife Boned On Their First Date

“Yes we did [sleep together on the first date]. This was going to be her first movie star, her first older man, her first ex — someone who had broken up with their wife — and the first date and she did all four. And then she said I ruined it by calling the next day. That probably went against every romantic advice because she told me later that her grandmother always said, ‘If you give away the milk, you have to buy the cow,’ or something. What is that?… They won’t buy the cow!”

—Dustin Hoffman explains at the “Little Fockers” press conference that dudes don’t always lose interest if you have sex on the first date and that he and wife Lisa Gottsegen got busy on theirs. Then he butchers a cow metaphor. (Yes, that pun was intentional.) [Huffington Post]