It’s been a really rough year in celebrity breakups. Seriously, even the most seemingly solid relationships fell to bits. It’s probably just the earth’s way of separating us all in preparation for the upcoming apocalypse—it will be way easier to destroy us if we are all left to fend for ourselves. (This is sarcasm, please don’t be mean to me today, I’m very sensitive.) In one of the most recent breakups, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds filed for divorce after just two years of marriage. This was mostly a bummer because we were still waiting for them to take a frickin picture together.