You know what really turns us on? When a man comes home from the bar at 2 a.m. reeking of liquor and cigarettes and climbs into your bed. Mmm. Want your guy to be a 24-hour stench-fest even when he’s off the sauce? Look to the Portland General Store’s male grooming products, which come in fragrances like whiskey, tobacco, and smoke. OK, so we’re betting that they don’t actually smell that bad. The beauty products for guys would be the perfect gift for the anti-perfume man … or for masking the macho smell he already brings home. [Etsy]
