A couple months ago, I went to either Walmart or Target to buy some house stuff. While I was there, I wandered through the women’s clothing section. I saw a pair of black sweatpants, and since that’s a staple of my professional blogger wardrobe, I grabbed them without trying them on and threw them in my shopping cart. So, this morning, I (sorry!) sit down on the toilet, look down, and see the label on the back of the sweatpants for the first time. At first, I thought I was misreading what I was seeing. But I hadn’t. The label read: “MILEY CYRUS.” The horror, the horror! I would rather die than be caught wearing anything by Miley Cyrus, and now I had been wearing Miley Cyrus for months. It was like the time I checked out a pair of hot high-heeled shoes, and then realized they were made by … Jessica Simpson. What designers would you never, ever wear?
