10 Stupid Things Guys Have Said To Me In Email

It’s pretty clear that when it comes to emailing, women are the superior executors of online, text-based transmissions. Leave the same medium in the hands of men, and, well, things go off the rails. Mostly, they never seem to know what to write or how to hit the right tone. From far too fawning to too plain dumb, here are the top 10 moronic things men said to me in emails in 2010. Add your own in the comments.

  1. “I think I love you.”
  2. “I have a strong desire to be surrounded by needy, clingy, half broke, uneducated women who need a man to tell them what to do.”
  3. “hi”
  4. “You could market your bathwater.”
  5. “It’s good to have as many friends as possible.”
  6. “I guess you don’t like different people.”
  7. “I like you a lot.”
  8. “I thought you’d be more fun.”
  9. “I’m not very good at goodbyes.”
  10. “GOD you are beautiful!!!”
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