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Jim Morrison’s Posthumous Peen Pardon

Forty years after the fact, the state of Florida is pardoning Jim Morrison for an incident that took place in March of 1969. Allegedly, the “Lizard King” exposed his lizard and simulated oral sex while The Doors were performing for a large crowd in Miami. How rock star of him. He was convicted of indecent exposure and public profanity, which earned him six months in jail and a fine. Jim died while his appeal was pending, but now his legacy lives on untarnished. If he is in hiding somewhere, as some conspiracy theorists believe, now would be a good time for him to reenter society, with a clean record. [Post On Politics]

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