The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 28

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge is almost over! Ah, cellulite. We hardly knew ye. For the last 28 days, I’ve been using Karin Herzog’s anti-cellulite creams. Find out what happened after the jump.I’d say my cellulite is about 50 percent of what it was when I started. At least. I think. Yes, I took some photos at the beginning, but they’re so horrifying, you’ve got to be crazy if you think I’m going to post them. CRAY-ZAY. Never gonna happen. It’s possible that someone has been slipping hallucinogens into my orange juice during this entire time, but I don’t think that’s the case.

In the next couple days, I’ll run the final post on my butt for this cellulite series, and we’re going to include a link that will, if you choose, send you to a special page over at Karin Herzog where you can order this stuff at a special Frisky reader discount. Will you get the same results as me? I have no idea. Will you try it? That’s on you. If it doesn’t work, don’t get mad at me. Get mad at your butt.

In any case, stay tuned for that, and the final wrap-up of this booty saga.

What I Learned: It’s a lot harder to sell My Butt: A Memoir than you’d think.

Karin Herzog sent me two free tubes of anti-cellulite creams, but my 30-day cellulite status report will be 100% influence-free.