Scandinavian designers have engineered some of my finest Ikea furniture. And now they’ve manufactured The Twosome Blanket, perfect for peeps who want to fool around in the frostiest of climates. For 310 buckaroos, you’ll never have to worry about being warm when you’re naked in the winter again. Hooray! However, that redheaded spokesman looks Creepy McCrazy-satisfied with his purchase. So, alas, while it’s made of 100 percent Icelandic wool, it runs the risk of making you look as nutty as Iceland’s other famous export, Bjork. [Dear/From]
