Tired of dating nobodies and want to date a somebody? Sick of going out with people whose names you can’t remember and looking to go out with people whose names have appeared on marquees? Interested in climbing your way to fame and infamy by attaching yourself romantically to a human being far more high-profile than you? If you’re looking to land a celebrity, here are the do’s and don’ts. Remember, competition is fierce; they can have whomever they want (or think they can) and you might find yourself having bitten off more than you can chew, but when it comes to love, famous people are the big game of the dating world.