For the last couple of years, I’ve been online dating off and on. I’ve had minimal to marginal success so far, which is why I keep truckin’ along, because, at the very least, the messages I sometimes get from potential paramours are truly epic. Keep clicking to see what kinds of messages do NOT make me want to respond and/or ever go on a date with you ever.
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