Ask The Man Panel: Draft Horse Pants

Bellbottoms are big again. Like, literally. Check out this super-sized pair by Ellery, for example, which cost a cool $900. I can’t think of too many places where one might be able to wear these. Maybe to a Celine Dion concert. If you were Celine Dion. Anyway, here’s what the guys on our Man Panel had to say about ‘em:
Henry, 26: I’ve seen a lot of Pam Grier movies, and this skinny white lady has no place in them.

Nick, 24: I’m not sure if it’s an optical illusion or what, but she looks like one of those circus performers who juggle on stilts.

Devin, 21: Unless you are trying to gain acceptance into a herd of Clydesdales then you have no business in these pants.

Kyle, 22: They look like something Catwoman would have worn 35 years ago, which is a good thing.

Damien, 34: I like the way the flare at the bottom accentuates her hooves.