Trend de la Creme has a truly eye-popping post featuring guys in mankinis. Make it stop! My eyes are bleeding. What’s a mankini? It’s like the mono-kini bikini but on a guy. Or a full-body banana hammock. Or what you never want to see your dad wearing. Here’s what we have to say about the mankini to guys thinking about wearing one: DON’T. See the full spectrum of mankinis here. If you dare.