Four pizza men have broken my heart. Because of that, I had sworn off the entire genre of dude. But this Thanksgiving, I had one more thing to be grateful for. After seeing the United States Pizza Team tossing dough down the Thanksgiving Day parade route, my heart turned saucy. I don’t care if I get burned for a 5th time, pizza and the men who make it are delicious! Now, I’m ready to love again— so long as that love includes the hotness that is tomato, cheese, and a crispy crust.
Meet The Future Mr. Simcha
Four pizza men have broken my heart. Because of that, I had sworn off the entire genre of dude. But this Thanksgiving, I had one more thing to be grateful for. After seeing the United States Pizza Team tossing dough down the Thanksgiving Day parade route, my heart turned saucy. I don’t care if I get burned for a 5th time, pizza and the men who make it are delicious! Now, I’m ready to love again— so long as that love includes the hotness that is tomato, cheese, and a crispy crust.
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