Barbara Bush Didn’t Show Dubya A Fetus In A Jar — The Maid Did, Silly

Fresh off of telling Sarah Palin to stay up in Alaska, former First Lady Barbara Bush set the record straight with Larry King about her son’s bizarro “fetus in a jar” story in his new memoir, Decisions Points. In a recent interview with Matt Lauer, President George W. Bush said that he became anti-abortion when his mother showed him a fetus in a jar that she had just miscarried. Dubya told Lauer: “There’s no question that affected me, a philosophy that we should respect life.” He drove his mother to the hospital after the miscarriage and she gave him permission to recount this story in his memoirs.

But now Barbara says her son has the story all wrong: She did not hand Dubya a fetus in a jar, a maid named Paula did. Ohhhhh, of course the maid would do that. Also: I love the look on Barbara’s face when she says, “It’s not in the library!” (Someone make a gif, please?) And I promise you, this will be the last installment of News About Things That Happened In Barbara Bush’s Vagina 50 Years Ago. [YouTube]