When Jessica Simpson became engaged last week, everyone thought it was conveniently timed with her ex-husband Nick Lachey’s engagement. But this week, the rumor mill is churning over the idea that Jessica is actually pregnant and is having a shotgun wedding. We suspect the latter and have noticed four signs that Jess is indeed with child. Check them out after the jump …
- She’s often spotted giving puke face. You know, looking as if she’s concentrating on not vomiting on a paparazzo. Also, her face looks plumper, in general. On the “The Early Show” yesterday, she said she had “the flu.” Everyone knows “the flu” is just a cover-up for either a wicked hangover or a bun in the oven.
- Jessica hasn’t dyed her roots lately. Most pregnant women try to stay away from unnecessary chemicals while pregnant.
- From the side, she has that telltale S-shape pregnant women get. Her breasts are the top curve, her belly is the middle, and her butt is the bottom curve.
- Jessica has been wearing loose tops more often than not.
We’re gonna take a wild guess that Jess will announce her pregnancy after the holidays.
