The TSA: “It’s Our Business To Touch Yours”

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 22, 2010 - 6:20 pm

One reason I’m grateful I don’t have to travel anywhere this holiday season is because I won’t have to deal with that new TSA pat-down policy in which some guy or gal in a uniform gets to fondle my junk in search of bombs and other fun terrorist-y stuff. “Saturday Night Live” did a pretty hilarious spoof about the new policy, as if it were one of those late-night escort service ads. Check it out above! And while you’re at it, {encode=”” title=”email us”} about any of your particularly interesting run-ins with a handsy TSA officer after this holiday weekend.