One reason I’m grateful I don’t have to travel anywhere this holiday season is because I won’t have to deal with that new TSA pat-down policy in which some guy or gal in a uniform gets to fondle my junk in search of bombs and other fun terrorist-y stuff. “Saturday Night Live” did a pretty hilarious spoof about the new policy, as if it were one of those late-night escort service ads. Check it out above! And while you’re at it, {encode=”tips@thefrisky.com” title=”email us”} about any of your particularly interesting run-ins with a handsy TSA officer after this holiday weekend.
The TSA: “It’s Our Business To Touch Yours”
One reason I’m grateful I don’t have to travel anywhere this holiday season is because I won’t have to deal with that new TSA pat-down policy in which some guy or gal in a uniform gets to fondle my junk in search of bombs and other fun terrorist-y stuff. “Saturday Night Live” did a pretty hilarious spoof about the new policy, as if it were one of those late-night escort service ads. Check it out above! And while you’re at it, {encode=”tips@thefrisky.com” title=”email us”} about any of your particularly interesting run-ins with a handsy TSA officer after this holiday weekend.
Posted Under: saturday night live, tsa
 |
Zoë Saldana In All Her Bare, Beautiful Glory – CELEBUZZ |
 Two-Way Mirrors In Nightclub's Ladies' Bathroom! – Huffington Post | |
| 6 Ways Sex Makes You More Attractive – YourTango | |
| Most Of Us Have No Idea What Our Own Clitorises Are – YourTango | |
| 7 Things 'Good Parents' Do (That Screw Up Kids For Life) – Cracked | |
| Teacher Forced To Resign After Bikini Modeling Photo Surfaces – Huffington Post |
