Jessica Simpson’s Engagement Was A Surprise, Has Nothing To Do With An Unplanned Pregnancy

Love this clip of Jessica Simpson on “The Early Show” as she crafts the fictional narrative of her life, I mean promotes her new Christmas album. We can see that pregnancy face from a mile away, Jess. That ain’t no flu. That’s the look of a woman with morning sickness. And the “don’t smell my breath” business isn’t helping. Also, it wasn’t a total surprise when Eric Johnson proposed to her. He had it planned forever. It had nothing to do with Nick Lachey getting engaged the week before or, you know, a pregnancy. And that vintage, ruby Tiffany ring from 1910? Eric’s idea as well. He picked it out and paid for it. As we speak, pigs are flying out of my butt. We’re making bets here at The Frisky about when she’ll make the pregnancy announcement. [Huffington Post]