Do Not Want: Troxins “Cameo” Necklace

The description says this necklace is good for any “dead girl,” but this jumble of plastic vomit looks worse than any rotting corpse! I would understand if this was a Halloween special — but it isn’t. It’s for-realz. Actually, with its detailed “zombie hands” and bats, I think I just died a little on the inside. All yours for the way-too-high price of $24. [Too Fast]