Dick Van Dyke Was Saved By A Porpoise

“I woke up out of sight of land. I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and I thought ‘I’m dead!’ They turned out to be porpoises. And they pushed me all the way to shore. I’m not kidding.”

—Dick Van Dyke, who was so freaking cute when he was younger, recalls a surfing trip back in the day where he fell off his board and drifted off to sea. Oh, those crazy sea mammals. [People]