The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 3

Hello, and welcome to Day 3 of the 30-Day Cellulite Challenge with me, your host, Susannah Breslin. On tonight’s show, we have only one guest, and it’s my butt. We’ll be talking about cellulite. Shall we?Today was the first day I looked in the mirror and thought, hm, is the left cheek looking a tad smoother? It’s hard to say, when you’re talking about butts, what’s what. At a certain point, your butt starts looking the same, and then it starts looking different, and you’re like, Is this real life? Is this gonna be forever? Why is this happening to me? Or maybe that’s the cellulite cream talking.

I applied another round of Karin Herzog’s anti-cellulite lotions. They smell fine and are easy to apply. I’ve also noticed that I appear to have more cellulite on the backs of my thighs than my butt. Yo, what’s up with that? I’m sure some scientist could explain it. Or maybe Insane Clown Posse will tackle this pressing issue in a future song.

Yesterday, commenter Himay shared this anti-cellulite routine: “diligent dry brushing, showering and immediately applying Weleda Birch Cellulite Oil has worked well for me in the past. (Along with lots of exercising too, of course!).” What do you do to combat cellulite? Tell us in the comments, and then we’ll all be talking about our rear ends.

What I Learned: Some cheeks are better than others.

Karin Herzog sent me two free tubes of anti-cellulite creams, but my 30-day cellulite status report will be 100% influence-free.