Yes, that’s a plunger attached to a pool noodle sitting next to some Astroglide lubricant. Some guy masturbates with this contraption. He built it himself! Does the pink-colored tube really make it more accurately life-like? Or maybe the better question is: Why is he posting it on the interwebs?! Dudes can be so gross sometimes. But this here homemade splooger broke me. I had to ask my pals about the most disgusting things they’ve seen men do, just to see if they could top this. What they said, after the jump!
- “Toe nails of doom.”
- “Picks snot out of his nose and flicks it.”
- “Chunky skids marks in underpants.”
- “Poops while we’re on the telephone. Why can’t he hang up?”
- “Unkempt beard that could be harboring critters living off food scraps.”
- “Got ranch dressing all over his face while eating wings and didn’t use a napkin.”
- “Doesn’t wash his uncircumcised peen and it’s, like, stinky.”
- “Wears one pair of sweatpants, sans undies, without washing forever, despite obvious food stains.”
- “I told a dude I got thrush from him and needed to see a doctor. He said that was my problem and then asked to sleep over that night.”
- “Hair like an oil slick that’s been dandruff-snowed on — and he still wouldn’t shower!”
- “He composted inside his house using a friggin’ Rubbermaid with holes in it so flies swarmed and the place smelled like rotting eggs and worm dung.”
- “Trimmed his pubes directly onto the bathroom floor.”
- “Burped the stankiest leftover Chinese food directly into my face while we were kissing.”
- “Left out half a fried chicken sandwich overnight and ate the rest with crusted over mayo the next day when he got home.”
- “He was so drunk that he made a trucker bomb of pee in bed. And when he tossed the bottle, it splattered everywhere.”
- “My coworker clips his nails during conference calls at work, and not even over the trashcan!”
