How would you like to own your very own pre-destroyed $1,500 sweater? It has been lovingly ravaged by cats*, so you won’t have to go though the trouble of messing it up yourself! Trying to find a date?! This sweater will snag you the man of your dreams! Only $1,535 (really, a small price to pay) at Kirna Zabete.
*No cats were harmed in the making of this sweater.