Quickies: Bill Clinton Is A Sexy Animal & Yes, That Was Kanye’s Thing

  • Bill Clinton made PETA’s 2011 Sexiest Vegetarians list. Hopefully, this doesn’t mean he’s going to pose nakey! [U.S. News & World Reports]
  • Jessica Alba says “good actors never use the script” in December’s Elle magazine. [PopEater]
  • Scarlett Johansson is going to play an alien seductress in “Under the Skin.” [Celebuzz]
  • So Hulk Hogan and his daughter Brooke were playing a nice game of “Def Jam Rapstar” when he decided to flash his peen after checking out her butt. [The Superficial]

  • Kanye West says the leaked photos of his member are for real. I wouldn’t be surprised if he leaked those impressive photos himself. [Starpulse]
  • This walrus can do more sit-ups than I can. We’ve got some of the same dance moves though! [EgoTV.com]
  • Julien Hug, who appeared as a bachelor on the 2009 season of “The Bachelorette,” was found dead in San Diego today. He had been missing since Monday. [10 News]
  • A food delivery guy stopped a robber with a mighty squash. [AOL News]
  • Tea Partier David Hedrick’s new book The Liberal Clause: Socialism on a Sleigh explains how Obama stole Christmas with his liberalism. [Newser]