Shun, Shag, Or Marry: The Hot Men Of “I’m.Mortal”
I know it’s silly to get excited about a movie that doesn’t come out for another two years, but Andrew Niccol’s s getting together some of the most attractive people in the world to star in the futuristic flick “I’m.Mortal” in which time has become currency and if you’ve got enough money, you can stay young forever. Some of the actors signed on include Justin Timberlake, Olivia Wilde, Amanda Seyfried, Cillian Murphy and hottie actors Alex Pettyfer and Matt Bomer. And because we enjoy challenges, it’s time for another round of Shun, Shag, or Marry! SHUN: Alex Pettyfer
The only reason to shun Alex is the fact that he’s still a youngster. The guy was born in 1990 for crying out loud—he’s not even legal to drink yet. That said, when he gets a few years under his belt, he’s going to be a major heartbreaker. So far, the English actor/model has been in the movies like “Stormbreaker” and “Wild Child” but next year he will star in a modern retelling of Beauty and the Beast called “Beastly.” He’s also modeled in Burberry campaigns. But Alex has a lot to learn about the ladies; he dated Emma Roberts back in the day and got her initials tattooed on his wrist. Now he’s dating “Glee”‘s Dianna Agron.
SHAG: Matt Bomer
Matt Bomer’s career took off when Brett Ratner picked him to play Superman/Clark Kent in the “Superman Returns” movie. Ratner dropped out of the project though and Brandon Routh took the role eventually. But these days, Bomer stars in the USA show “White Collar” and has a recurring role on “Chuck.” He’s certainly attractive, but I would almost say he’s too pretty. He might also not like girls, but that’s never stopped me from falling in love before. [Queerty]
MARRY: Cillian Murphy
Even though Cillian Murphy always takes on the creepiest roles and never talks about his personal life, he’s got those ice-blue eyes, giant lips and eyebrows for days! He’s also Irish and looks good in drag, for whatever that’s worth. I think one of the sexiest things about him is his blatant disinterest in fame and the fact that he’s been with the same woman since 1996, Yvonne McGuinness, whom he lives with in London with their two sons. He also comes off as being really smart and knows what’s important in life—choosing family first and foremost. Plus, there’s still something about him that’s slightly terrifying (I think it’s that I can’t stop seeing him as the Scarecrow in “The Dark Knight”), but it’s nice to keep a little dark mystery sometimes. It keeps things interesting. [Guardian]
TOO OBVIOUS: Justin Timberlake
Between the squeaky-clean Mickey Mouse club past, the serial monogamist shtick and the massive talent this guy possesses, he’s kinda perfect. I bet he’s the kind of guy who mothers swoon over and babies say their first words to. He can dance up a storm, sing nursery rhymes, and then bring out his “Dick in a Box” when the time is right. Obviously, he should be shagged and married thoroughly, but it was just too easy to include him. He gets honorary awards, though. Just so he knows where he stands with America’s women. As if we haven’t made it blatantly clear already.