Destin Wants To Show You His Chicken Trick

Destin from Alabama would like to share with you his special barnyard animal trick. It all started after he got some chickens for his father. That led to this instructional video in which Destin, who is 29, has very cute dimples, and dreams of being an astronaut (adorable!), explains something having to do with chickens that involves “mutually orthogonal inertial measurement devices” or whatever. The video is enjoyable for two reasons: because the thing with the chicken is kind of interesting to watch, but mostly because we think Destin is cute. Destin, who is, tragically, married. (Why, God, why???) In an update, Destin adds that the chickens were eaten by the family dog. Oh, well. That’s the way it goes on the farm sometimes. We imagine.