Some eco-friendly ways to re-use your jack-o-lantern carcass from last night. Orange is the new green. I’m thinking vase. You? [BuzzFeed]
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.