Keith Richards was kind enough to tell the world about Mick Jagger’s small penis in his new book, Life. Said Keith, “[Marianne Faithful] had no fun with his tiny todger. I know he’s got an enormous pair of balls—but it doesn’t quite fill the gap.” OK, so the guy who pretty much invented c**k rock isn’t well-endowed, but he’s also hardly the only famous guy with a small wiener. After the jump, some other famous men with famously small penises.
The 9 Most Famously Miniscule Packages
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